Paris Hilton and Britney Spears: Lesbians, Murder, Drugs
by Jaden
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears team up to write a screenplay together in which they both will star called: Betty in Paris.
“Who’s more popular than us? We’re the Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield of our time.” Paris says. “It doesn’t matter if it’s bad, we’re hot. But don’t worry, it’ll be good.”
An anonymous screenwriter who is working with them on the script says, “The story has something to do with lesbians, murder, and drugs; that’s all I can tell you.”
This will be Britney’s first fully nude sex scene. Britney says, “Paris has got a great body; I am excited. I just hope she has more fun with me than she did in that porn.”
They expect the script to be finished by April 1, 2009 and shooting to start on December 21, 2012, when the world is supposed to end, according to the Mayan calendar.
**If you are not from America, I guess I should inform you that this post is a joke. It is tradition in America on April 1st, also known as April Fools Day, to play jokes on people. Did anybody believe this? Suckers!**
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If this hypothetical movie were ever to be made, I would ensure that the world ended before the Mayan calender did.
More like the psychotic Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Although neither of these girls can compared to the voluptuous “Mount. Mansfield.” They even named a ski resort after those things.
http://images.artnet.com/artwork_images_424079904_183792_-hollywoodphotographers.jpg
Sophia is NOT impressed.
Jaden, do you write Paris’ press statements? That sounded exactly as something she would say. “It doesn’t matter if it’s bad, we’re hot. But don’t worry, it’ll be good.” Maybe that trip she just had running out of the cafe yesterday will startle some brainwaves for her?
SHANE – Do you think all these sites linking to this post have any idea that it is a joke? Glad you read all the way to the bottom.
Regarding the dialog of Paris and Britney, I studied their quotes briefly before writing this to get a flavor of how they talk. Paris is very confident, whereas Britney speaks with uncertainty.
Personally, I have nothing against either of these girls. I’ve seen Paris out on the town and she is always polite and sweet. With the amount of money they are making, they can’t be all that stupid. Playing a naive woman appeals to the masses. I’ve known many brilliant women who play the dumb card to get sexual attention. Men seem to be generally turned off by women with brains. I’m sure the girls are much smarter than for what they are given credit.
Marilyn and Jayne were pretty out there too (just bigger breasts!). Paris hasn’t slept with Mr. Bush yet! Maybe it will be Obama! Hahaha. ‘That’d be hot.’ “Happy birthday Mister President…”
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That’s pretty funny. Wish I saw it on 1 April, but then I would’ve known because I don’t think Paris or Britney can read or write.
This is too funny Jaden! I’m sure if this movie were to actually really be made, there’s a very good chance alot of people would actually go and see it–sorry, I probably wouldn’t be one of them mind you.
Jaden, who knows, you may get a call someday from Paris or Britney’s people, asking you to write this screenplay yourself, LOL…..
At least you stated that it was an April Fools joke in your post, cause on a few other websites I visited, they didn’t all say it was an April Fools joke. It so happens I ALMOST got had myself on a movie site, when they made an announcement that Jake Gyllenhaal was going to replace Tobey Maguire in the next Spiderman movie! When I first started reading, I was even about to post the news on our website, lol….but then as I kept reading on, especially when they were quoting Jake that he said certain things, that’s when I had my doubts that Jake would have actually said them. Jake also has an injured ankle at the moment, and he’s been walking with crutches, and they even worked his real life injury in their April Fools joke. Like you at the bottom, they did state that it was a joke. I must admit, I was sort of glad it wasen’t true in a way.
JAN – Thanks for all your beefy comments. You dating Jake, Jan? Bringing him soup in bed, or what? How about I come over there with some fruit shakes for us all?
GARG, Garg, Garg – Now, let’s play nice and focus on what the girls CAN do. See photo for a reminder.
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I don’t feel Paris Hilton or Anna Nicloe were anything like Marilyn Monroe. I feel the abuse woman go through in our times represents the Marilyn Monroe error. It was her spotlight of a woman’s originality that gave us strength. Woman have developed strength through Marilyn’s life story. Paris nor Anna Nicole do not demonstrate a woman’s originality of womanhood. As for Britney Spears, a trangenderal fag, being in love with Paris Hilton, that demonstrates the confussion of a man. The two being in love, at this point, may lesson a man’s interest in your families completely. I beleive to pretend there is a comparison, they are mistaken.